March 2012
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
I cut grass
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No one has ever been in love with me.
I know a lot of happy people like to tell sad people to create your own happiness. But its not that easy.
I have two heads.
the one in my pants who propels me forward with purpose
and the one on my neck who advise the other on how to achieve happiness
they don’t usually suceed
justcallmetopher asked: you are so black
February 2012
only take 2 tylonel extra strength at a time and 8 in a day
well seeya kidneys its been nice knowing you
I think the nsfw thing is bs because I put the wrong password in and it just accepted it lol
Anonymous asked: wait, are you in high school?
at night I just get really lonely and don’t give a shit anymore
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HONESTY HOUR
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
Watch me get nothing : (
snookidoughicecream:
it is a common fact that 100% of people will stop liking me once they get to know me
My music on shuffle
Cause I’m bored. So look at the songs we both like!
Grouplove - Colours
Awolnation - Not your fault
North by North - Faded Paper Figures
Here’s Your Letter - Blink-182
Ancestors - Throw me the Statue (Personal favorite song)
Audioslave - Show me how to live
Midnight City - M83.
Franz Ferdinand- Take me out
Whitley - More than Life
Weezer - Pink Triangle
Silversun Pickups -...
Oh boy, what am I getting myself into. I’m pretty sure 4 girls like me.
Elope with me, Miss. Private, and we’ll sail around the world. I will be your Ferdinand, and you my wayward girl.
I get lonely at night.
is it just me
or is it always the person you want to be whatever with the most doesn’t ever want to be be whatever you want
so you settle for someone else
maybe it is just me
dothepaniccc:
I just picked up a fork to eat soup with.
I like this picture.
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chanson-de-hiver replied to your post: My picture does not lie I am a dog and a blogger
your text posts are my favorite because they appear to be coming from a french bulldog. it consistently makes my day.
less than three
My picture does not lie I am a dog and a blogger
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“You’re so fucking special. I wish I was special.”
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frozenmeth replied to your post: s m h
smh
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if someone breaks your heart just murder them you have the reason to plead man slaughter or something
idk
killllll themmmm
