January 2012
Gonna go get drunk. Peace niggas, be safe.
I’m mr. Futuristic, they call me mr. Jetson
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reginathehedgehog replied to your post: if I ever propose to a girl, my heart will…
what if she said no…
well, my heart would have burst, so she’d be covered in blood, and I’d be dead.
one time i got poison ivy on my hands, and went home and masturbated and then it was all over my dick for 2 week when i was 13 or 14 and it was hell on earth cause i was so horny
I have a lot of life experiences for someone whose never done drugs
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sameoldasylum replied to your post: We can dance if you want to. We can leave your…
im sorry I couldn’t help but relate this to scrubs :3
I’m watching ‘Take me home tonight’ lol. I haven’t watched scrubs in so long :(
if I ever propose to a girl, my heart will probably just beat clean through my ribcage and explode on her face from being nervous, honestly lol.
Everybody wang chung tonight
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youvemadeamessoutofme replied to your post: We can dance if you want to. We can leave your…
YOU’RE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON.
Should have been your favorite person to start with, letsss be honest.
One time, when I was in 8th grade, instead of doing cocaine, I ate a whole bag of sour skittles and then dumped the powder out and snorted the entire like, 6 inch line, and it made my head go numb and my nose run and my left eye water for like an hour and I thought I was going to die.
I remember the exact thought “I’m 12, and I’m going to D.I.E.”
We can dance if you want to.
We can leave your friends behind.
Because if your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, they’re no friends of mine.
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emileeallison replied to your post: I SHOULD HAVE LIVED IN THE 80’s. TAKEEE ME HOMEEE…
something something somethingggg about lights
LICKING HONEY OFF OF MONEYY AT HOME TONIGHTTT (or something to that effect)
I SHOULD HAVE LIVED IN THE 80’s.
TAKEEE ME HOMEEE TONIGHTTT, TAKEE ME HOME TONIGHTTTT
I’ll think about it, but not if I’m getting laid. When I am, I’m not thinking about much else.
it is 7:06 pm why are you shooting fireworks now
Oh that boy’s a slag. The best you ever had, the best you ever had is just a memory and those dreams, not as daft as they seem. Not as daft as they seem my love, when you dream them up.
December 2011
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VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR, VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
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I lost my other pair of Abercrombie and Fitch underwear, I tried to wear them today lol, since I wore my brand new pair yesterday.
I’m hugely bored. Huge like my penis.
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vivid-entertainment replied to your post: vivid-entertainment replied to your post: once…
LOL Is that what you’re doing omg? Invite me over loser. I’ll sit on your face and stuff
well better start driving to maryland now, new yawk is a few hours away and I’m getting crunk at like 10
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vivid-entertainment replied to your post: once upon a time I knew this bitch ass nigga named Stefan and he had a giant cawk and you remind me of him. u r hilar just like him, n i jus wan u to know dat doe
you’re better than this stef :o
I’m bored and watching fight club and he has multiple personalities that talks to himself, so why can’t I!!!
stark-raving-rad asked: once upon a time I knew this bitch ass nigga named Stefan and he had a giant cawk and you remind me of him. u r hilar just like him, n i jus wan u to know dat doe
so.
I doubt she will.
but I hope dis bitch goes to the party tonight with me. That’d be cool. but I know she won’t know anyone there and has places with actual people she knows and better looking boiz than me. So i understand if and that she won’t wanna go lolz
5 hours until I can drinkkk
i’m bored
people should get on anon and tell my stories about anything, make them up or something as you go.
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5 stages of grief
Denial: missing e isn't that good
Anger: I hate missing e
Bargaining: uninstall it guys, it's trying to hack you
Depression: no one will like our website without missing e
Acceptance: as long as they stay, its okay I guess, lets all get along
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Got fight club and ghostbusters 1 & 2 today.
fuck cold fucking freezing im going to fucking fuck die fuck so cold
Just farted and almost peed myself.
Jesus take the wheel, that was close.
BLACKHOLE SUN, WON’T YOU COME, WASH AWAY THAT RAIN, SUCK SOME BRAIN BLACKHOLE GUN, WON’T YOU GLUM.
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thugnific3nt:
YOLO: because before drake, everyone believed in reincarnation
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be-prepared-sexy-scar replied to your post: ugh, I would do terrible sexual things to katy…
You can now that her and Russell brand are breaking up xD
A man can dreammm
ugh, I would do terrible sexual things to katy perry.
